Monday, April 28, 2008

Holy Crap.

(Or, Viva La Martin!)


Album Artwork: The Damn French!
Liberty Leading The People, Eugène Delacroix (1830, Louvre)
The painting depicts a three-day uprising by republicans that took place in Paris near Delacroix's painting studio. The main character is Marianne, the symbol of the French nation (nme.com)

The new Coldplay album, Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, which I have been patiently waiting over four years for, will be released on June 12 (UK) and 17 (US). Other countries can suck it because I'm only concerned with that UK date... Rejoice and toss up those hallelujahs: 2008 is quickly erasing the memory of 2007 clear from my ADD-addled brain.

In other, more pressingly delightful news, the band is "very pleased" to announce that the new single "Violet Hill" will be DLable on April 29th... UK time. AND they announced a pair of free shows at Brixton (6/16) and Madison Square Garden (who cares, I'm not in the US). FREE. SHOWS. Please slap me because I'm clearly dreaming.

Now, lest you think Coldplay have taken some strange inspiration from the other famous Martin (i.e. the Puerto Rican bon-bon master), pause for a moment: the title was inspired by Frida Kahlo (Mexican artist/Salma Hayek) and the supposedly more "upbeat" tunes sprouted from the rich musical influence of Spain, Central and South America, which they visited on last year's mini tour. Trent got sober and his tunes remained kick-ass, so hopefully this bodes well for the transformation to a sunshine-y Coldplay.

I don't care if they were inspired by burros and chupacabras: this album has a lot to live up to. Like the second coming of Christ or the next immediate-free-download NIN album, new Coldplay will bring me closer to reaching enlightenment. Let's not think about what will happen once the touring begins... We'll see if I'm willing to fly farther than Singapore this time.

UPDATE: Shiiiiit... Quiet build up. Then, out of nowhere, tuned down electric guitar riffage, a heavy ass drum beat, smashing cymbals, bass-gone-groovetastic, Chris Martin's signature soaring vox and vaguely pretty lyrics. Then suddenly, a relaxing piano tinkling to signal the end. Haha, DAMN. I'm satisfied. Viva!

Free download available until 5/5 here. Just do it.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Trent Remains God

(Or, Bringing Him Closer To...Himself?)

Sweet Lord on high, it's a good time to be a nine inch nails fan. Yes, yes, you could also argue that it's also a "good time to be a Boston sports fan," but that designation has become so cliche that I'm almost glad to be in a foreign country where my bandwagon Celtics fandom goes unquestioned. Tee-hee. Anyway, back to my point.

For years (c. 1994-2004), it was quite difficult to be a supporter of Trent and his little gang of Nails. Waiting excruciatingly long spans of time between opuses (see: The Downward Spiral and The Fragile), getting kicked in the nuts with teaser tidbits like "The Perfect Drug" and it's accompanying pile of ambient/jungle remix feces, and coming to feel an extreme sense of gratitude whenever minutiae of anything remotely NIN-related would pop up. "Trent sighted at Starbucks!", "NIN Reportedly Still Making Music!", "'Closer' Named Top Song To Make Sordid S&M Nasty To!" Like an abused spouse who cherishes those quiet moments of repose between beatings. He really does love me... But once Trent kicked the drugs, something clicked in his head (and new, extremely large biceps) and "prolific" became his life mantra.

After receiving an onslaught of love via With Teeth and Beside You In Time, Year Zero and it's accompanying mind-bending online world arrived and it seemed like all those years of waiting and waiting and waiting were finally paying off. But on March 2, 2008, Trent gave everyone the biggest "Gotcha!" yet (and a big punch to the testes for Thom Yorke's pay-what-you-want model) with the surprise release of 4-disc, 36-track, megaton instrumental album, Ghosts I-IV. The initial release was an online exclusive, with packages ranging from a free sample of disc 1 for the cheap assholes, to a $5 download of the entire work (complete with badass jpgs for each individual track) and even a limited edition $300 uber-orgy of autographed goodness that sold out faster than Fall Out Boy. Ghosts is a lot to digest, but for a fan, it's like an early Christmas, birthday and cherry popping all at once.

So yesterday when I happened upon the latest news that a new single had been mastered, sent to radio, and released online for FREE within 24 hours (that's one day, people!), I immediately bust a nut, said a prayer of thanksgiving to the Almighty (the other, non-Trent one), and then bust my other nut. The new single, "Discipline", can be categorized in the "dance" section of the NIN catalog: upbeat, able to inspire booty shaking, extremely catchy, and nary a negative cussword to be found (see: "Into the Void", "Kinda I Want To", "Only", "Hand That Feeds", half of Year Zero). If this is a teaser from an upcoming album with lyrics, then I am truly in heaven. Sober Trent is frighteningly focused and efficient. Me like. Go download the track for free. No excuses!

http://dl.nin.com/discipline/nin

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A Cold Day In Hell

(Or, Sacre Bleu! Supporting The French)

In all my days, I never would have thought the following words would ever creep forth from my lips, but it has to be said. Give France a break. *May the Lord have mercy on my soul* Now, before the tomatoes and heavy machinery are hurled in my direction, hear me out. I hate the French as much as any other sane individual (despite the 25% genetic makeup), but the recent politicized shitstorm between the ambiguous "West" and the Motherland is reaching unbelievable levels and even I feel for the Frogs.

Boycotting Carrefour and other French brands because a few chumps attacked the Olympic torchbearers is just laughable, yet it is the "in-thing" of the moment for the jingoist chuckleheads on the Mainland. Some taxi drivers are even going so far as to deny French people from riding in their cars. As if they could distinguish them from every other white skinned passenger (Note from the Office of the Freedom Fries: look out for that overwhelming bouquet of wine, cheese and B.O.!)

These protests are only part of a growing anti-West/pro-China fervor that includes plenty of CNN hate, some ridiculous "I Love China" MSN messenger propaganda, a large dose of T1bet-related bullshit, and even fashionable t-shirts displaying your ignorance of these current events ("T1bet was, is and always will be part of China!"). I feel like I'm back in the post-9/11 US, circa 2002, when everyone in the States was sucking Uncle Sam's cock and deifying the troops as the saviors of Earth. Now if only we had some random attacks on foreigners, it'd feel just like home! (Oh wait...)

A few years back, during the anti-Japanese protests (see: thuggish vandalism and misguided anger), I lauded the fact that the locals were voicing their opinions and making themselves heard. I take that back. If I had known that those protests were just part of a long string of over-sensitive crybaby reactions to anything even remotely perceived as a threat to the Great Motherland and "all Chinese people" (somehow, my family didn't get this memo), I wouldn't have been so supportive. Being here for 4 years, I've seen a number of these useless exercises and one thing remains clear: as long as the sentiment is anti-anything-that's-not-the
-CCP, the government is all for it, making grand statements about how the Chinese spirit won't be crushed. So was the needless destruction of Japanese restaurants, automobiles and buildings in 2005 really a good exercise in free speech? Ha! I lament the fact that I could have ever thought otherwise. It was just the same old unproductive and confused reaction by frighteningly large crowds of brainwashed idiots.

It is quite needless to point out how retarded it is to slam an entire country because of the actions of four protesters (likewise idiotic to slam all 1.3 billion Chinese for the foolishness of a couple million...). Even Jin Jing, the handicapped athlete who was lauded for protecting the torch from one protestor, is being villainized for suggesting that the anti-Carrefour protests aren't very helpful. Seriously, are people just looking for someone to lynch? The fervor of this anti-France sentiment is especially silly considering China recently celebrated "The Year Of France" with much gay fanfare.

The rampant nationalism that has taken hold of some Chinese in these months leading up to the Olympics is reaching such a point that I can't take it anymore. And it's only April... Ironically, 2008 is supposed to be the year the world "welcomes" China to the party...but it's going to go down in history as the year I was turned OFF of China.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Incubus Unplugged

Yunfeng Theater, Shanghai
Thursday, 3-13-08

I never would have expected a band like Incubus would come to Shanghai. To me, they are an anomaly (no pun intended): not quite megastar popular, like fellow nu-metal survivors Linkin Park, yet popular enough to have been around since I was in grade school. I would never declare my undying loyalty or jump at the chance to say they were my favorite band. Yet, many of their songs mean so much to me that I have to admit, yeah, they technically are one of my favorite bands. That being said, technically, tonight's show shouldn't have happened.

Fighting past the unwashed hordes of scalpers, clawing and grabbing at whatever loose fabric they could grasp, shouting "piao ba! piao ba! Hallo! Tickets!", we climbed the stairs to enter Yunfeng, one of the best venues for live music in Shanghai. Housed in a tiny space, the theater recalls concert ballrooms in the US, like Hammerstein and Bowery in New York City and the Palladium and Orpheum in Boston. It was chosen by the band specifically for this intimacy, something very hard to find in such a crowded, invade-my-bubble-space kind of town.

Past the ticket takers and bulky imported muscle (see: steroid security), we saw a sign announcing the unfortunate news that the bassist, Ben, would miss the show due to illness. Drats. What then? No bass, no rhythm? How would this affect the enjoyment of a catalog composed of such groovy, danceable songs? We fretted for many a minute, settling on the idea that they'd just forge ahead as a 4-piece. We were wrong.

After waiting 30 minutes, out stroll Brandon and Mike. Strapping on an acoustic, Mike's age is starting to show, with forehead wrinkles and a receding hairline. Brandon, on the other hand, remains all hotness, with long wavy locks, a killer smile, and a sexy, slinky, tattooed frame (and really cool striped socks, which he made sure to show us). They explained the pared down setting (Ben is in the hospital) and apologized to the crowd (pouring out some tea for his fallen homey). And thus the show began, to much audience confusion. Acoustic. Intimate. Special.

Kicking off this wonderfully surprising set with Morning View hit, "Wish You Were Here", some members of the crowd were audibly frustrated (see: high schoolers and meat heads...on a serious note: really, how did Shanghai have the misfortune of acquiring meat heads? Isn't there a visa screening process to weed out Americans with the rape-conquer-pillage gene? Or is that just part of being from the US?). Cries of "Jose!", "Drummer!", and "the BAND!" were shouted through much of the duration of the show. But to my delight, they continued in the unplugged vein for the next 45 minutes. And it was blissful, something few fans can claim to have experienced.

Performing beautiful renditions of classics like "Drive", "Pardon Me", I Miss You", "The Warmth", "Nice To Know You", and "Talk Shows On Mute", as well as newer numbers like "Anna Molly", "Paper Shoes", and "Love Hurts" from their latest, Light Grenades (sadly, no "Dig"), Brandon and Mike's raw talent was put on, forgive me, center stage.

Incubus are perpetual punching bags, never receiving as much acclaim as they deserve and remaining severely underrated, despite having the longevity to survive in the business for over 10 years. Initially dismissed as a subpar Chili Pepper/Faith No More rip off, already ignominious to begin with, they were subsequently lumped in with the late 90s, early 00s nu-metal clique (see: Korn, Limp Bizkit). With such cruel and unusual misfortune, they couldn't seem to catch a break and shine for what they are: competent, creative and determined musicians. With equal parts beauty and sensitivity, balanced with intensity and ferocity, they can't be pigeonholed. Achingly pretty or raucously (but nicely) aggressive, they can do it all. At tonight's performance, it was obvious that they are an honest talent. Brandon's record-quality singing and Mike's sick guitar skills carried us through, to the point that I didn't care whether the band was going to show or not. However, whether they wanted to sate the hecklers or add a jolt of energy to the proceedings, Brandon and Mike brought Jose (drums) and Kilmore (turntables) to deck and closed the show with some, admittedly, much-welcomed plugged numbers.

Although we sadly missed more hard-charging songs like "Megalomaniac", "Make Yourself", "A Certain Shade of Green", and "A Kiss To Send Us Off", we were still given a few memorable treats. To kick things off, they hesitantly slinked into a cover of George Michael's classic "Careless Whisper", which after receiving positive audience response, was finished off with ease. Brandon confidently pronounced that it was "sexual chocolate." Done playing around, they launched into the band portion of the set, which included an amazing rendition of "Earth To Bella", parts 1 and 2 played back-to-back. The combination of pounding drums, electric guitar, and massive flood lights exploded into the crowd and it was finally resembling a rock show. When they exited the stage, the thunderous audience chant for their return was quelled with a quick scratch-session with DJ Kilmore. The rest of the band returned to a louder roar and the encore continued.

After a satisfying version of "Stellar" (sound effects really make a huge difference), they closed the show with my personal favorite, the fittingly Chinese-tinged "Aqueous Transmission". Perhaps one of their most creative and unique compositions, it is arguably their most beautiful and peaceful. Awash in a lulling flute and bolstered by a thick drumskin thump, the song floats along on a sublime Chinese pipa riff. Accented with sampled nature effects (running water, crickets, bird chirps, frog croaks), the listener is transported to a sunnier, more relaxed and completely happy place (which is probably ironically located in Japan, rather than our lovely polluted home of China). On stage, the beauty translated perfectly, filling me with a calming warmth that still hasn't worn off. As the last whistles of flute and streaming water effects faded out, the house lights came up and the band was gone.

Despite the brevity, it was a wonderful show that felt cleansing and satisfying, if that makes any sense. All my personal favorites were included (I'll forgive them for going "Dig"less), we chanced upon an intimate gig that felt more like a private performance than a concert, witnessed down-to-earth stage banter between Brandon and Mike (notably, the "most important question of your life": what position would you fly in, if you could fly? Make note: Brandon soars in flying kick mode, Jose is a cannonball, and Mike flies backwards, face-up, stiff as a board), and were lucky enough to see just how talented these guys really are. The Chili Peppers should be this creative, while it's needless to say that their "peers" in the Nu-Metal class of 2000 are kicking themselves for fading into a rage- and hate-filled creative abyss without even attempting to evolve. And, most importantly, we didn't have to endure any of the de rigeur attempts at "ni hao" or "xie xie".

In the aftermath of the Bjork fallout and on a night where it could have been much worse (they could just have well as canceled everything without the band's complete presence... I'm looking at, you, Incubus forum haters), we got a treat. And not a "lemons to lemonade" kind of thing, but an honest and spontaneous performance that connected the performer to the audience with a quiet electricity that couldn't have been staged or replicated. In a city where concerts remain hit-or-miss, this was truly something to brag home about. Critical acclaim and griping audience members be damned: Incubus put on a hell of a show.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Gave Up

Nobody likes to give up. It's hard to face yourself in the mirror (or reflective glass surface, back of a spoon, whatever happens to be around) when you're filled with such guilt and shame. Knowing that you didn't do all you could have, knowing that your second thoughts, uncertainty and laziness brought about such a horrible chain of events. I don't know how I live with myself...
You may be wondering: Why all this negativity? Well, it's quite interesting, if you really would like to know.

In the glorious old days, when I hadn't been getting screwed thirty ways to Sunday by our lovely rulers [Editor's note: just to avoid any surprises, we'll avoid most directly antagonizing words or names from here on out, lest we attract any government attention] and their fickle web-blocking schemes, a thing called "Xanga" was a big part of my life. Admittedly, it was a huge part of my life. It proved to be the catalyst that I needed to awaken some long-dormant abilities. (No, no, I am not some advanced, genetic, next-thing-in-evolution mutant, but - oh - how a boy can wish...) Namely: writing. Be it ranting, raving, reviewing, posturing, fawning, observing, entertaining - the list of gerunds goes on and on - it provided a much needed outlet for my word-diarrhea and a powerful tool to keep me connected to friends around the world. So when it was suddenly and nonsensically blocked, I was at a loss.

I tried proxy servers. But my own impatience proved to get the best of me and I couldn't deal with the slowness.

I even bought my own address. Too lazy to get it started, it sat in the weird, black nether-regions of the Internets for over a year.

Then, I decided it was time to get off the proverbial pot. But, lo and behold, surprise! NeilYeung.com is not accessible here either. Even THAT, a virgin webpage that hadn't harmed anyone (yet) was already magically blocked by the powers as well. I haven't the foggiest idea either.

So finally, I just gave up. I gave up and continued to write, force-feeding select pieces on unsuspecting and unfortunate friends who couldn't bear to deny me an audience. And this went on. Too stubborn to give up on my $20 USD per year hosting fee, too lazy to pay for a proxy service that may or may not allow me to use my own homepage. Two years since the Great Xanga Kill of 2006. And I've cracked. In all my conceit, I needed more. So I come crawling to Blogger. I'm tempted to make some sort of resurrection comment here, in the spirit of Easter, but I'll hold my tongue, lest I incur the wrath of the Pope as well.

Who knows how long this site will be able to function before Beijing decides to give it the axe for whatever silly reasons they come up with (usually involving "hurting the feelings of the Chinese people"). So as long as it (and I) am around China, it'll have to do for now.

Neopolitan v2.0. Thanks for reading.

Edit: Haha, I spoke too soon. The actual blog is "inaccessible" for poor souls within these borders, but that won't stop me. I can still post, just won't be able to see the actual finished product on the shiny, pre-formatted template. Oh well. Can't give up again.